Why not take today off? You are a man of the world and you know what sad shape the world is in. When it's dark, he's handsome. Why should I take all the credit? Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! That's a very meaty question and I'd like to give it a very meaty answer -baloney! Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night. You're so ugly you almost look like your mother. If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents! He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. Bad idea in your case.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. In fact, in your case they're nothing 7. He is listed in Who's Who as What's That? He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! If I wanted any lip from you I'd pry it off my dick I'd tell you to go eat a dick, but I don't want to tell you how to do your job Your mother should have just swallowed you Your father should have put it in her butt Your father should have just gone to sleep that night. If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
She had a mouth dirtier than a wicker toilet seat. He is dark and handsome. I can tie a coffee bean to my butt and swim across the Columbia River and make a darker stain than that about weak coffee. I'm not as dumb as you look. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? For even less, it's an art form to be admired.
Call all your friends and bring back some change! Sit down and give your mind a rest. I was at the zoo. People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears. It is mind over matter. Can you die of constipation? See more ideas about Funny insults and comebacks, Funny roast insults and Funny disses.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since. He's got that far away look. How would you like to feel the way you look? Do you want do die stupid? How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that? Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. If idiots could fly, this would be an airport. It'll only take 10 seconds. See more ideas about Funny insults and comebacks, Funny roast insults and Funny disses. You are obnoxious and arrogant.
. But would you stay there? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Were you born on the highway? See more ideas about Funny insults and comebacks, Funny roast insults and Funny disses. Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure. I don't know who you are, but whatever it is, I'm sure everyone will agree with me. Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy! How many years did it take you to learn how to breathe? Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
I'd like to give you a going-away present. If you had another brain like the one you've got, you'd still be a half-wit. Excellent time to become a missing person. A lot of people have no talent! I'd like to help you out. ~ Earl Pitts ~ As welcome as a rattlesnake at a square dance.
He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks. If I had a face like yours. We know you could not live without us. You're so ugly your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes so he doesn't have to kiss you bye. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. This list of the 40 best insults, funny one-liners and comebacks is what you need to have in your arsenal next time you're looking to get in the last word and make it count. Please breathe the other way.