Weill Get a each day by email or in your feed reader. As the saying goes - 'All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy'; it is a fact that without lighthearted talks and funny jokes, workplace could turn into the last place any person in the world would want to be at. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this. And don't call me Shirley. You know any retarded war heroes? Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man', look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. ~ Fats Domino Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. Weill Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
You can also search my large collection of. It's just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. We're safe as kittens, okay? The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation, but I hear that that's coming quickly. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed.
The true Losers in Life, are not those who Try and Fail, but those who Fail to Try Anonymous 40. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. It's breathtaking - I suggest you try it. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble! ~ Muhammad Ali Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? I just had it stuffed.
I don't know if they will again. ~ Albert Einstein Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. It's sex with someone I love. Here's to the guys that love me, the losers that lost me, and the lucky bastards that get to meet me Anonymous 21. Losers, on the other hand, concentrate their waking thoughts on what they should have or would have done, or what they can't do.
Tip: Pick any quote that suits you for the day, and pin or stick it somewhere on your workstation. You can't make that assumption about 'we' being the losers. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. What's the worst thing that could happen? They just scoop up everything they see and swallow it whole, no questions asked. You have to be okay knowing you're going to fail every day in something without getting mad and upset. This is a great social opportunity for us. I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose.
Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Obstacles are challenges for winners and excuses for losers. Seeing as how the V. Without losers, where would the winners be? Some people play hard to get. Like salty little paratroopers, tears descended en masse.
In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. Winners develop the habit of doing the thing losers don't like to do Anonymous 20. But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. If you ain't first, you're last.
~ Sarah Brown A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time. You've made me very happy. ~ Phyllis Diller Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. Sadly, they are the most ungodly of God's creations because they don't show remorse for their actions, take steps to make amends or have empathy for others. What can I get you guys? My husband cheated on me left and right. Very well, where do I begin? Woman stood before God, With the middle breast in hand.
But irony originates in the glance and the shrug of the loser, the outsider, the despised minority. But the mark of the good loser is that he takes his anger out on himself and not his victorious opponents or on his teammates. The problem with dicks is that sometimes, they f--k too much, or f--k when it isn't appropriate. Sign-up for your free subscription to my Daily Inspiration - Daily Quote email. You are not a winner, just the last loser standing Anonymous 51.