Q: What three candies can you find in every school? Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs? Q: What kind of crackers do firemen like in their soup? Q: Why are there only two pallbearers at a homeless guys funeral? A: The library, because it has the most stories. Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica? Question: Where can you obtain virgin wool? Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word? Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: I better not tell you, it might spread. Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway. A: Your dyslexic Q: What did the judge say to the dentist? A: They both only change their pads after every third period! Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. A: a loose Canon Q: What do you call a frozen dog? How do dinosaurs pay their bills? Q: What dog keeps the best time? Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? Funny Adult Joke 35 How do you know when a Barbie has her period? Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: He got tired 11.
Q: Why did the belt get arrested? A: Erotic is using a feather…. A: A Yamahahaha Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline? We have all kinds of dirty adult jokes and some can be really offensive, nevertheless, we have made a compilation of some dirty jokes full of humour to amuse your dirty mindset. Why did the doughnut shop close? They have just lost their bull. A: Because the cow has the utter. Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?.
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Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Q: What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay? A: He pulled a muscle 69. Answer: Doesn't matter as you won't find any one handed giraffe? Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter? Q: What never asks questions but receives a lot of answers? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels. A: All that time and nothing to chauffeur it. It would be safe to say that, if we combine the aspects of trivia with fun, there would be no person on this plant that wouldn't be a keen listener. Q: Who goes to the bathroom in the middle of a party? Where did the king keep his armies? Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? Then they explained that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be there when available.
What do you get when you do that? Q: How do crazy people go through the forest? A: The month of March! Question and Answer Jokes as the name suggests are a series of jokes in the format of a question followed by a funny answer. Q: How do you repair a broken tomato? Q: When does a cub become a boy scout? Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter? Q: How do you eat a squirrel? Because it had window pains. A: Because then it would be a foot! Q: Did you hear about the calendar thief? A: On a bull-etin board. Answer: No idea as none have ever made it out yet. Funny Adult Joke 100 What happens when you kiss a canary? As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. Question: Why do most married men die before their wives? Q: Did you hear the joke about the germ? Because he kept goin' and goin' and goin'! A: Because he is dead. Millions of men can not be wrong.
Q: What do you call a computer that sings? What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? What do bees do with their honey? Because the 1968 pennies are one penny more than in 1967. When you start your trip there are an old lady named Johnson and a long-haired kid on the bus. Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A: It was sew sew. A: To get to the second hand shop. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? What can you find in the middle of nowhere? Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? Q: What did a sign say outside the pet shop? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. A: Depeche a la Mode.
A: Because it was framed. Q: Did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? Question: Which ballet do pigs like best? It has the most stories! I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted. Q: Did you hear about the limo driver who went 25 years without a customer? Question: Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? Funny Adult Joke 12 Did you hear about the kid napping? What has wheels and flies? What did the Teddy Bear say when he was offered desert? Big holes all over Australia! Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? What do you call a calf after it's six months old? Q: How many books can you put in an empty backpack? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? All but seven sheep were killed. Hot, because you can catch a cold. A: Because he was a paleontologist. Q: What is the square root of 69? Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: Because if you snooze, you loose! Alex the questions around here! A: To stop his coffin 124. A cock that stays up all night.
Q: What do you call a Bee who is having a bad hair day? A: Crabs on your organ. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. What did the tie say to the hat? Q: What did one tampon say to the other? Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Q: Where do bulls get their messages? About an hour later, the horse comes back with another naked lady on its back. A: Pop music Q: What do you call a book that's about the brain? Q: But do you know what 6. The horse neighs, rears back, and takes off at full speed. Q: What do you call leftover aliens? What would you do if I stole a kiss? Q: What pet makes the loudest noise? Q: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race? Some of these jokes can teach you good things as well as make you laugh. Even more corny humor follows… 64 How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? Q: Why did the barber win the race? Q: What concert costs 45 cents? Because he saw the apple turnover.
I went in to a pet shop. Answer: Because it is much too far to walk. Q: What do you call an Afghan virgin A: Never bin laid on 8. Q: Why did Dracula take cold medicine? Chick -ago In which battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can. What is the best way to keep food bills down? The cowboy can do nothing, but obey them. Q: What do sea monsters eat? Question: What would you have if you crossed a pig with a karate expert? Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad? At the next stop Frankie, a young boy, enters with his little sister. What tools do you need in math class? A: One more crack like that and I'll plaster ya! Q: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Funny Adult Joke 45 Our baby was born last week.